Bigots are better than naked priests
Methodist minister Frank Schaefer was defrocked on Thursday for violating church law by presiding at his son’s same-sex wedding. Obviously the Methodist Church sucks for doing this. But in addition…
Future scientist? Or future member of Metallica?
There are two possibilities here: 1. He is studying the gravitational and centrifugal forces that cause the plate to wobble and fall similar to the way a scientist might study…
I would love to play the role of Gandalf the Grey and stop trains. Just not at this moment.
I see this kind of hilarious brilliance (make sure you watch until the very end), and I think three things: I wish I had thought of that first. With my…
The needless shortening of words is cray tradge. It must stop
I’m going on the record as vehemently opposing the needless shortening of words. This weekend I heard someone shorten champagne to champers. On the radio, no less. Not only does…
Apple’s “Misunderstood” is brilliant and completely unrealistic
Even though I saw the ending coming a mile away, I thought this commercial was incredibly clever. Sweet, even. Also completely unrealistic. Every time I see someone with their head…
The Moth: The Boy’s Mother Was Dead
The following is a story that I told at a Moth StorySLAM at The Bitter End in New York City earlier this year. The theme of the night was Scars.…
Best goals ever
I’m a big fan of goal setting. At the beginning of very year, I establish a list of difficult-to-achieve New Year’s resolutions and then work like hell to achieve them.…
Cell phone crashing: Beyond even me
I have a lot of nerve. I say things that perhaps shouldn’t be said. On Saturday morning, while waiting in line, a overheard a woman tell a McDonald's manager that…
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