A different ending for every reader
I agree. This is a brilliant idea. Now I just need to become a famous author.
Why I am a reluctant atheist
I describe myself as a reluctant atheist. Essentially, this means that I do not believe in God, but I wish I did. I have tried to believe. At this point…
My storytelling secret: I’m a small, frightened man onstage. Always.
I’m off to New York tonight to compete in another Moth StorySLAM. I have been exceptionally fortunate enough to win the last five StorySLAMs in which I have competed, including…
Woman are cold
My friend, who happens to be a physicist (so you know he’s smart) believes that women have a four degree comfort zone and men have a 20 degree comfort zone,…
If you can fly, fly.
I’m not complaining about having to stop for these geese, who were crossing from one side of the road to the other. It took less than a minute to allow…
Creating a list of things that you should never do after 50 is asinine. So are most of the items on this list.
I read a blog post today by author Jacquelyn Mitchard entitled 22 Things You Should Never Do Again After 50. I hate it so much. It is the anti-Dylan Thomas…
Wigs for bald, baby girls are a thing now. Stupid parents have been around forever.
There are wigs for babies now. Designed for parents (mothers) who are tired of listening to strangers refer to their bald, baby girls with masculine pronouns, Baby Bangs seeks to…
Not surprising, my wife was right again.
I’m a dummy. A big, dumb, dummy dumb-dumb. There was a time, not so long ago, when I told my wife that one child was enough. I argued that our…
Hate the parents
Hopefully, this is one of the most disgustingly gratuitous bar mitzvah entrances of all time. Right? Please tell me that it doesn’t get much worse than this. I can’t even…
Our kids don’t see us watch television. It wasn’t planned, but I’m still taking credit for it.
Sometimes parents read the research on a subject and make informed parenting decisions. Other times they unintentionally, accidentally make a great parenting decision and, if they are like me, take…
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