Proverb 1.4
Any man who says that he is going to "get in trouble" with his wife over something he has said or done must hand over his penis immediately. We “get…
Proverb 1.3
There is a irrefutable correlation between the number of photographs that a person takes of food and the likelihood that he or she will become my dinner during an apocalypse.
The boy and the girl at the General Store
We stopped at the General Store on the way to the in-law’s house. Elysha and Charlie went inside to purchase some exceptionally overpriced lunch meat. I plopped my daughter down…
Sentimentality has its benefits.
I’m not a sentimental person when it comes to physical objects. I rarely attach meaning to things, even when given to me for specific reasons and by specific people. Truthfully,…
Resolution update: August 2013
In an effort to hold myself accountable, I post the progress of my yearly goals at the end of each month on this blog. The following are the results through…
Best prank ever
I pride myself on some outstanding pranks over the years. True moments of embarrassment and surprise perpetrated on my closest friends and colleagues. Nothing has ever come close to this.…
Every Daddy’s dream
A smiling, little boy with a golf club in hand, wearing an RJ Julia Booksellers tee-shirt and riding a fire truck. Perfection in its purest form.
Unbridled enthusiasm
I’m always a little excited about the new school year, but that excitement is always tempered by the fact that it spells the end of my summer vacation. This is…
So close to joy!
Can you believe this? So close to losing. So close to deserved heartbreak. So close to unbelievably joyous schadenfreude.
Left handers rejoice! Ink smears be gone!
My friend (and fictional character), Mrs. Gosk, has a tradition of giving me a new pen at the onset of every new school year. This year she has outdone herself,…
- Go to the previous page
- 1
- …
- 468
- 469
- 470
- 471
- 472
- 473
- 474
- …
- 789
- Go to the next page
