Woman are cold
My friend, who happens to be a physicist (so you know he’s smart) believes that women have a four degree comfort zone and men have a 20 degree comfort zone,…
If you can fly, fly.
I’m not complaining about having to stop for these geese, who were crossing from one side of the road to the other. It took less than a minute to allow…
Creating a list of things that you should never do after 50 is asinine. So are most of the items on this list.
I read a blog post today by author Jacquelyn Mitchard entitled 22 Things You Should Never Do Again After 50. I hate it so much. It is the anti-Dylan Thomas…
Wigs for bald, baby girls are a thing now. Stupid parents have been around forever.
There are wigs for babies now. Designed for parents (mothers) who are tired of listening to strangers refer to their bald, baby girls with masculine pronouns, Baby Bangs seeks to…
Not surprising, my wife was right again.
I’m a dummy. A big, dumb, dummy dumb-dumb. There was a time, not so long ago, when I told my wife that one child was enough. I argued that our…
Hate the parents
Hopefully, this is one of the most disgustingly gratuitous bar mitzvah entrances of all time. Right? Please tell me that it doesn’t get much worse than this. I can’t even…
Our kids don’t see us watch television. It wasn’t planned, but I’m still taking credit for it.
Sometimes parents read the research on a subject and make informed parenting decisions. Other times they unintentionally, accidentally make a great parenting decision and, if they are like me, take…
Baseball pitchers are cowards. All of them.
Last night Red Sox pitcher Ryan Dempster threw four consecutive pitches at Alex Rodriguez. The first nearly hit him in the legs. The next two were tight inside. The fourth…
This Stephen Colbert segment is perfect. Stop everything and watch it now.
This satirical, snarky, occasionally condescending segment from The Colbert Show has given me heartfelt, legitimate hope for the country. It has caused me to question some of my assumptions about…
Can’t find the time to write?
When people tell me they don't have enough time to write, I tell them to throw a trashcan through the window of a bank or airport. – Dan Kennedy, author…
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