Beautiful wife. Scolded boy. Molded in plastic.
My wife posted this to Facebook today. It was too good not to share here. ____________________________ I just overheard Charlie in the other room saying, "Sit down! Time out!" I…
My wife posted this to Facebook today. It was too good not to share here. ____________________________ I just overheard Charlie in the other room saying, "Sit down! Time out!" I…
I am working at a wedding tonight as the DJ. Amongst the many people here, I have worked as the DJ at the weddings of: The woman in charge of…
I pulled alongside the gas pump and shifted my car into park. There was another gas pump just ahead of me, but a yellow plastic bag around the pump handle…
I didn’t want to go for a walk. As usual. My wife convinced me otherwise. Had she listened to me, I would’ve never had the joy of watching my children…
It’s astounding how rapidly the selfie and social media have interlocked to become a ubiquitous, ingrained, and inexplicably accepted aspect of American culture. Does a film like this awaken people…
I was thrilled to learn that one of the stories that I told at a Moth StorySLAM in Boston last year was featured on their podcast this week. I’ve seen…
My daughter started kindergarten last month. Every morning my wife takes a photograph of Clara at the bus stop, oftentimes alongside her brother. Forgive me for my indulgence, but I…
My son loved Touch-a-Truck. There were dozens of trucks to climb onto, into, and around. It was his own personal nirvana. My daughter loved Touch-a-Truck for about 30 minutes,…
In an effort to hold myself accountable, I post a list of my New Year’s resolutions at the beginning of each month, along with their progress (or lack thereof). 1.…
“Fair does not mean equal” is a convenient phrase that is overused in situations where inequality exists and the ability to mitigate it either doesn’t exist for structural or financial…