The Moth: No Santa
The following is a story that I told at a Moth StorySLAM at Housing Works in New York City in 2014. The theme of the night was Secrets. I told…
Not so internal dialogue
As I was buckling my daughter into her car seat, she began talking. I looked at her and realized that she wasn’t talking to me. She was just thinking aloud.…
Resolution update: August 2014
In an effort to hold myself accountable, I post a list my New Year’s resolutions at the beginning of each month, along with their progress (or lack thereof). 1. Don’t…
Economy of blessings is paramount to my son. Either that or he’s already rejecting religion.
When my wife says, “Bless you,” to our two year-old son after he sneezes, his most common response is, “No bless you. I okay.” At first I thought that he…
This is real, despite all my instincts telling me otherwise.
The restaurant is real. It’s existence was never in question. It’s located in Staten Island, and people eat there every day. But sometimes you stumble across (or in the case…
Men humiliate men. Constantly. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Man who finishes in last place in his fantasy football league is required to make an embarrassing photo calendar that celebrates famous moments in print history, including a recreation of…
Saddest photos ever taken
First day on the bus. Breaks my heart. Thankfully, there are these images at the end of the day to not-quite-balance the sadness of the early morning hours.
Open a toy. Record. Make a fortune.
My wife made me aware of the inexplicable existence of YouTube videos that feature the removal of toys from their packaging. That’s it. Someone purchases a Transformer or a Barbie…
I went to Maine to officiate a wedding for a couple I had never met, and it wasn’t crazy.
My friends think I'm a little crazy. Three days before the start of my school year, I headed to Maine to officiate the wedding ceremony of a couple who I…
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