Of course, I'm disappointed in my daughter about the ticket she received at school this week for failing to follow directions in wellness class (her school's version of physical education).…

So many times in my life, I’ve wished that I had avoided one or more of the sequels to a book or movie. Spoiling the beauty of an original story…

My children make me feel like a retroactively terrible brother.

"So you're a lefty?" Years ago, I stopped making smart-ass remarks to this inane question. "No, but my right hand has a small patch of gangrene," and "No. I like…

It's unlikely that Shakespeare ever had the opportunity to sign his work. His plays weren't even gathered and bound until after his death, and like today, people in his time did…

Happy Mother's Day to all of the mothers of the world. A friend and mother recently tweeted: "Ok! All set on articles trying to make me feel bad about looking forward…

I discovered the secret to the perfect marriage, and I didn't even realize it. A friend recently joked that she couldn't imagine what my wife, Elysha, was thinking when she married…

I'm afraid of the day when the garbage truck's arrival on a Monday morning ceases to be entertainment for my children. Thankfully, this was not that day.

A middle-aged person recently told me that he doesn't have any gay friends and has never had a gay friend or even a gay acquaintance. I think this probably means…