Sequel Protection Service: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
So many times in my life, I’ve wished that I had avoided one or more of the sequels to a book or movie. Spoiling the beauty of an original story…
No photo like this exists of my sister and me.
My children make me feel like a retroactively terrible brother.
The question most frequently asked of me while I sign my name
"So you're a lefty?" Years ago, I stopped making smart-ass remarks to this inane question. "No, but my right hand has a small patch of gangrene," and "No. I like…
A signed copy of Shakespeare’s King Lear
It's unlikely that Shakespeare ever had the opportunity to sign his work. His plays weren't even gathered and bound until after his death, and like today, people in his time did…
If you have issues with Mother’s Day, for whatever reason, please consider these two words or these six words.
Happy Mother's Day to all of the mothers of the world. A friend and mother recently tweeted: "Ok! All set on articles trying to make me feel bad about looking forward…
I have discovered the secret to a happy marriage. Seriously.
I discovered the secret to the perfect marriage, and I didn't even realize it. A friend recently joked that she couldn't imagine what my wife, Elysha, was thinking when she married…
The joyous and much anticipated arrival of the garbage truck
I'm afraid of the day when the garbage truck's arrival on a Monday morning ceases to be entertainment for my children. Thankfully, this was not that day.
“I have no gay friends,” is perhaps an indicator of one of three things:
A middle-aged person recently told me that he doesn't have any gay friends and has never had a gay friend or even a gay acquaintance. I think this probably means…
At last! My chance to take the stage with a professional Shakespearean company in a performance of Hamlet.
In case you haven't heard, I have no intention of ever dying. Sincerely. So what follows is purely hypothetical. So if I were to die — WHICH IS NEVER GOING…
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