The cat peed and pooped and vomited on our Christmas preparations, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

My wife and I left about 80% of our preparations for Christmas until December 24. At the beginning of the day, we had only one gift for each child. We…

Continue ReadingThe cat peed and pooped and vomited on our Christmas preparations, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

If Newington, Connecticut ever wants a new slogan, it has many options, including a serial killer and a lot of coffee.

I live in the town of Newington, Connecticut. Our town’s slogan, at least according to our seal, is Growth & Progress. This is a fine slogan, I guess. The two…

Continue ReadingIf Newington, Connecticut ever wants a new slogan, it has many options, including a serial killer and a lot of coffee.