Resolution update: September 2014
In an effort to hold myself accountable, I post a list my New Year’s resolutions at the beginning of each month, along with their progress (or lack thereof). 1. Don’t…
Unacceptable platitude #7: “Fair does not mean equal.”
“Fair does not mean equal” is a convenient phrase that is overly used in situations in which inequality exists and the ability to mitigate that inequality either doesn’t exist for…
Shortcomings and Flaws: 2014
A reader once accused me of being materialistic after I wrote about my lack of a favorite number, specifically criticizing me for saying that when it comes to my salary,…
Stupid yoga may be turning my son into a dweeb. Or perhaps he’s trying to get the attention of women like his father once did.
I’m not sure what’s going on here. Maybe his yoga class is influencing the way that he sits now. Maybe television isn’t exciting enough anymore, and he’s looking for…
Office space turned dance hall, yoga studio, lunch room hell. I bet they’re all organic, gluten-free, transcendentalist vegans, too.
We’ve come a long way since Mike Judge’s Office Space highlighted the drudgery and monotony of cubicle life. Some offices may have gone a little too far. This German office…
My five year-old daughter has discovered the BEST COMEBACK EVER
My five year-old daughter is a rhetorical genius. When I attempt to convince Clara that a two minute living room clean up is not a long time, or that the…
September 26, 1983: The day a Soviet colonel and forgotten hero saved the world from nuclear destruction.
On this day, let us not forgot the man who may have saved the human race from possible extinction. September 26, 1983. The Cold War is at its height. The…
Poop is here.
“I poop!” and “Poop is here!” are the two ways that my son signals the need for a diaper change. I’m never a fan of a diaper change, but I…
ESPN makes the same stupid mistake that they criticized NFL commissioner Roger Goodell for two months ago.
Bill Simmons is suspended by ESPN for three weeks after calling NFL commissioner Roger Goodell “a liar” after the commissioner claimed that he never saw the Ray Rice video in…
My annual plea to the girls in my fifth grade class: Maintain your advantage over the boys. Rule the world.
On Friday, Hillary Clinton pledged to work to get all the female Democratic candidates on the ballot elected in November. “I can’t think of a better way to make the…
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