How to annoy a child
As an elementary school teacher for the last 17 years, I have learned many ways to annoy a child. Here are just a few: If asked, declare that you have…
As an elementary school teacher for the last 17 years, I have learned many ways to annoy a child. Here are just a few: If asked, declare that you have…
Yesterday I saw an older man standing at the counter at a McDonald's, with an empty, medium size McDonald's cold drink cup jammed into the breast pocket of his button-down…
Someone recently told me that “If you’re going to have a difficult life, it might as well be childhood, since it’s so short.”I disagree. It’s the percentage of life that is difficult…
For almost a year, my six year-old daughter, Clara, has been saving her allowance and birthday money for a dollhouse that she saw at Barnes & Noble one day. Clara receives…
As a teacher, it's not often that I say that I hate a kid.In fact, I can't remember a time in my adult life when I really despised a young…
I will never understand why adults count half-years when accounting for time.Yesterday I heard a person asked how long he was at a company. His response:"Eight and a half years."Eight…
A parental suggestion courtesy of my wife: Yesterday, with about half of our summer behind us, Elysha asked our six-year-old daughter to create a bucket list of summertime activities she…
Ashley Madison, the online affair facilitator with the slogan, "Life is Short. Have an Affair." was hacked this week. Hackers are threatening to release the personal information of its 37…
Republican Presidential candidate Scott Walker says that he doesn't know if being gay is a choice. I have a simple solution to this problem:He could simply ask any one of…