Stupid super dads suck
Three of my friends built tree houses for their children. One (and maybe two) are minor death traps, but still. These men designed and built things with wood and nails.…
When it comes of purposeful procrastination, Mark Twain agreed with me. I can’t be nearly as stupid as people think.
“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.” – Mark Twain I have a policy wherein I never complete mundane or unnecessary assignments…
Amber has every right to hate Sophia. I should know.
My daughter loves Sophia the First. For those of you without small children, this is one of the latest Disney princesses with a television show and a seemingly endless line…
Productivity tip #9: If your friends think your boyfriend is a jerk, he’s a jerk.
I know this isn’t the most traditional of productivity tips, but if this applies to you, the following advice may save you more time than any other productivity tip I…
I suffered a wardrobe malfunction. I told the audience that they suck. Just another day in the life of an author.
I had the pleasure of speaking at the Cragin Memorial Library last night as part of the Connecticut Author’s Trail. A group of about 48 women and two men gathered…
I hereby release myself of all parental guilt regarding the iPad. It was shortsighted, stupid, and purposelessly nostalgic.
I brought my son downstairs for breakfast. As we stepped into the kitchen, he saw the iPad on the counter and said, “iPad! Chair! iPad! Chair!” This is the two…
My daughter thinks she’s found the next Jackson Pollock. Or maybe she just loves her brother.
Our two year-old son drew on the wall with a crayon. I was annoyed, of course, and told him so. As expected, he laughed and drew on the wall some…
Five ways I’ll know that I’ve finally made it as a screenwriter.
I write a movie wherein the male lead is wearing glasses and researching something and his female romantic interest reminds him about the importance of eating. I write a movie…
I wrote about a dream I had last night. Three dreams, actually. But hearing about dreams usually sucks, so feel free to ignore.
I had a dream last night that I needed to be at a wedding in four hours but was more than four hours away. I started driving like a maniac,…
Married to Carrie-Anne Moss
One of my DJ clients said that Elysha looks like Trinity from The Matrix. Carrie-Anne Moss. What’s better? Being told that you look like Trinity or being told that you’re…
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