Single use restrooms in all public venues must be made unisex because not doing so is stupid.

I would like to enact the following policy immediately:All public locations with single use restrooms will hereby remove their male and female signs immediately, thus making both restrooms unisex. There is…

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ESPN’s Jason Whitlock asked a bunch of stupid questions about Robert Kraft, so I answered them. It’s a good strategy when faced with dumb, rhetorical questions.

In his press conference following the announcement that the NFL plans to uphold Tom Brady's four game suspension, team owner Robert Kraft said: "The decision handed down by the league yesterday is…

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“If you’re going to have a difficult life, it might as well be childhood, since it’s so short” might be the dumbest thing ever said.

Someone recently told me that “If you’re going to have a difficult life, it might as well be childhood, since it’s so short.”I disagree. It’s the percentage of life that is difficult…

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