Heart beeps
My three-year-old son discovered his mother's heartbeat today. He calls them "heart beeps." Don't you dare correct him.
Clara Susan: January 26, 2009
I wrote this seven years ago today, upon the birth of my daughter. Today she celebrates her seventh birthday. Such a big girl. _______________________________________ Our day began yesterday, at 11:53…
Professional Best Man (and the amazing things that have happened since I first proposed this job)
Five years ago, I proposed a new job idea: Professional best man. It remains a role that I am waiting to fill. Let me explain. Although I meet many outstanding…
Whitesboro: You will not believe that this situation exists.
Yes, there is a town in New York called Whitesboro. And yes, the seal of the town features a crude cartoon drawing of a white man throttling a Native American.…
Football hurts me. Serious injuries. Still, who wants to play tackle football with me?
With the exception of an annual teacher-versus-student flag football game, I have played football exactly twice in five years despite my desire to play much more often. What I really…
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet is stupid.
The new Wonder Woman film is more than a year away, but a "trailer" was released last week showing the first glimpses of the film. It got me thinking about…
Boy vs. Girl: Episode 11 – New Year’s Resolutions, Driving, and I WAS GROPED ON THE POLAR EXPRESS!
Episode 11 of Boy vs. Girl features a discussion of New Year's Resolutions (and Rachel's ridiculous resolution), the question of whether men or women are better drivers, and the story…
Losing can be so entertaining when it’s not you.
I'm not a fan of Jeopardy. Listening to other people answer trivia questions has never appealed to me, but if Jeopardy games ended like this more often, I might start…
A washing machine, a trampoline, a brick, and a little bit of joy
Who would've thought that three things could come together and produce such amusement?
What is sexy? (according to Jerry Seinfeld and me)
“Any reduction of artifice is appealing.” — Jerry Seinfeld I know it's Seinfeld, and he's not exactly the arbiter of sexy, but I couldn't agree more. My wife is as…
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