An important (and painful) lesson about the people closest to me and the things I write
One of my wife's friends told me yesterday that she reads this blog daily and feels like she has an oddly intimate relationship with me as a result. Then she…
One of my wife's friends told me yesterday that she reads this blog daily and feels like she has an oddly intimate relationship with me as a result. Then she…
Last week I wrote that the two greatest super powers of all time are immortality and time travel, with teleportation coming in a possible, albeit distant third. I'd like to…
My kids are currently watching a lot of The Octonauts. They also own many Octonauts toys. I tend to avoid watching these shows with my kids, and when I do,…
It's always disappointing to drive almost three hours to a Moth StorySLAM and have your name drawn from the hat for the entire night. I went to The Moth StorySLAM…
I'd like for my wife to love the way I look. I would love for her to think of me as the best-looking guy in every room, every time. I'd…
My friends who watch professional wrestling have long argued that watching a fake sporting event is no different than watching a fictional television show like "Breaking Bad" or "Mad Men."…
My wife, Deadspin, and many others argue that teleportation is the greatest of all the superpowers. Teleportation would be an amazing superpower to possess. I would love to teleport from one…
Clara, my seven year-old daughter, on Picasso: ““Charlie, why don’t you draw something like Pablo Picasso? He was an artist who lived a long time ago. Even before Mommy and…
The paperback edition of The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs doesn't come out until March 2017, but the new cover is ready. Let me know what you think!
My three year-old son made up a story about traveling to New York to visit his cousins Ari and Zoe. If you listen closely, it actually many of the all…