A fashion designer who doesn’t know she’s a fashion designer
On the same day my wife told me she wanted to be a fashion designer when she was a little girl but no longer has that same passion, she made…
“Close to the chest” or “close to the vest?” The answer annoys the hell out of me.
I've heard this idiom spoken both ways: "Play your cards close to the vest." "Play your cards close to the chest." So I wondered: Which of these is correct? The…
Seasons: Spring 2106
My column in the spring 2016 edition of Seasons is now available online. I write "Last Word," the humor column on the back page of the magazine. This month I…
I’ve never done this medically inadvisable thing that you probably do often
Two years ago, I posted a list of 9 things that I have never done that most people in the world have tried at least once. Today I added a…
Boy in blanket fort offers lesson on happiness
It's just a sheet spread over his crib, but it makes him so happy. There's so much joy and wonder in this simple thing. It's an important reminder to me…
An important (and painful) lesson about the people closest to me and the things I write
One of my wife's friends told me yesterday that she reads this blog daily and feels like she has an oddly intimate relationship with me as a result. Then she…
An important corollary on the two greatest super powers of all time
Last week I wrote that the two greatest super powers of all time are immortality and time travel, with teleportation coming in a possible, albeit distant third. I'd like to…
When I watch children’s television, I ask questions about fictional funding (or the lack thereof)
My kids are currently watching a lot of The Octonauts. They also own many Octonauts toys. I tend to avoid watching these shows with my kids, and when I do,…
A not-so-disappointing disappointing night at The Moth
It's always disappointing to drive almost three hours to a Moth StorySLAM and have your name drawn from the hat for the entire night. I went to The Moth StorySLAM…
My wife doesn’t jump into the shower with me on a regular basis, but this thing about her parents is a close second.
I'd like for my wife to love the way I look. I would love for her to think of me as the best-looking guy in every room, every time. I'd…
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