There are so many things wrong with this sign.
The capitalization of Do and Not is terrible. Of course. I despise random and inaccurate capitalization.The lack of punctuation is forgivable but still annoying as hell. But it's the existence of the…
The capitalization of Do and Not is terrible. Of course. I despise random and inaccurate capitalization.The lack of punctuation is forgivable but still annoying as hell. But it's the existence of the…
This existed. It was real. You're welcome. “From such beginnings sprang the combat sport of clog fighting, or ‘purring’ as it was known in Lancashire. An illegal sport, purring involved two men…
Could someone please explain the restroom configuration to me? I stepped into the restroom, wondering if I should lock the door. I planned on using one of the urinals, so…
I'm often asked why storytelling has become so popular. Why do 500 or more people wrap around the block in hopes of getting inside a bookstore that can only hold…
Two old, Italian guys are sitting in a booth beside me at McDonald's. FIRST GUY: Leo, where were you? I thought you were going to take me to Avon today.SECOND GUY: I was.…
On Sunday, I had the joy of watching my latest musical, Sticks & Stones, performed at a summer camp in central Connecticut. It's the story of a group of middle…
On a recent episode of Marc Maron's WTF podcast, comedian Kurt Metzger explains how he evaluates a religion by asking three questions:How much does it cost?Does God do the killing…
There are two kinds of people in the world:People who are willing to share their toothbrush and those who are not.The people willing to share are generally better people. Perhaps not…
The unperceived world is a strange, strange place.
And not in an ironic way. It's a real, earnest thing.