New Year’s resolutions: 2016
As always, I reserve the right to alter the list for up to one week after posting. Suggestions are still welcome. It's also important to note that some items, like…
Resolution update: 2015 in review
In an effort to hold myself accountable, I post the progress of my yearly goals at the end of each month on this blog. The following are the results through…
A goal for 2016: An agreement that these parents are awful, disgusting, rotten people
Can we all agree that parents who actively oppose their child's interracial, inter-religious, or same sex marriage are awful people? They are still mothers and father, perhaps still worthy of love…
The big sleep is killing me.
When we put our son, Charlie, to bed each night, he complains about having to go to sleep. He refers to it as a "big sleep.""Mommy, it's going to be…
My daughter was annoyed with Mrs. Claus – and let her have it.
I took my daughter on the Essex Steam Train's North Pole Express last night.For those of you unfamiliar, The Essex Steam Train is a 100 year-old functioning steam train and…
The Moth: Death by Bee Sting
The following is a story that I told at a Moth GrandSLAM at the Somerville Theatre in Somerville, MA in March of 2015. The theme of the night was Once in…
My 2015 Christmas haul
Every Christmas, I take inventory of the holiday gifts that my wife gives me.Some people wish for cashmere sweaters, brand new video game systems, stylish watches, and jewelry. My hope…
Awful Jeb Bush asks supporters for $25 in exchange for leaving them the hell alone. Seriously.
Ashley Feinberg at Gawker received received an unusual email from the Bush campaign last week.In exchange for $25, Bush promised to stop sending email to supporters on his mailing list…
How to be uninteresting with fruits and vegetables
Did you know that watermelon is considered a fruit but also a vegetable since it belongs to the gourd family? Did you also know that people who insist on proliferating…
Jigsaw puzzles are a terrible, rotten, no good, very bad gift.
In this holiday season, please remember this one important fact when choosing a gift for a friend or loved one:Giving your loved one the gift of a jigsaw puzzle is…
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