My daughter demands death.
Ants have invaded the room in our house where the kids play. They are angry. Outraged, really. They told us to call an exterminator.So we did. He arrived yesterday. I…
Where the hell is black?
Forget the gender implication contained in this graph. Where is black? I've always thought that the concept of a favorite color is kind of strange. My color preferences tend to…
Mom and Dad had a reely big show last nite
Earlier this month, Elysha and I produced and performed in a show at Infinity Hall in Norfolk, CT. Having been in that theater before to see some incredible musical acts,…
Five year plans are about five years too long
I played golf last month with a guy who is works in the corporate world. He’s got a degree in math and an MBA, but he also has a newborn son…
The Moth: Two Little Jewish Dicks
In April of this year, I told this story about my Elysha, my kids, my last name, and Judaism at a Moth GrandSLAM at the Music Hall of Williamsburg in…
At least 3 reasons why you should never say “Wish me luck!”
Three reasons to avoid saying the phrase "Wish me luck!" as part of your goodbye dialogue: It's aggressive, presumptuous, and authoritarian. Right? You're not even asking someone to wish you luck. You're…
The Solar System. Obviously.
Am I wrong to think that my daughter's art is amazing and already worth thousands of dollars?Seriously. Is this not fabulous, or am I simply blinded by fatherly love?
7 things that we all agree should exist but still don’t. Unless you’re four years old.
Seven things that we all agree should exist and are within our power to bring into existence but still don't.A vacation from a vacationThe four day work weekThe elimination of…
Country club dress codes treat adults like children, and yet adults continue to be members of country clubs. I don’t get it.
My friend's country club does not allow denim to be worn after May 1. Women are allowed to wear shirts without sleeves but only if they are also wearing a collar. Men…
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