Unfair assumption #23: People who water their lawns themselves are aggressively anti-efficient and supremely uninteresting

I see it all the time. Some doofus standing on his lawn, hose in hand, watering his grass. Just standing there, waving his arm back and forth, spraying water on his…

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Simple. Hilarious. Makes stupid people look stupid. Everything I want in a two minute video.

If you haven't seen this yet, you must watch. Anything that ironically or sarcastically simplifies a subject that should already be extremely simple to comprehend makes me happy.I love it when…

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This is the most inaccurate description of marriage I have ever read. I hope it does not describe your marriage.

On this week's This American Life, philosopher and author Alain de Botton describes marriage this way: “Be incredibly forgiving for the weird behavior that’s going to start coming out. You…

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Unfair assumption #22: People who come from privilege who criticize those who don’t come from privilege for their economic circumstances are stupid douchebags

You know the type. This is the person who complains about his or her taxes going to someone on unemployment or welfare or say things like, "Why doesn't that guy…

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