Ocelots have a lot of sex. My daughter told me.
My daughter, Clara just told me that an ocelot mates up to 70 times each day. My first thought: Sounds like a hell of a lot of fun to be…
Empathy vs. I believe in you
I’ve been accused of lacking empathy on more than one occasion.This accusation takes many forms, but the most common one goes something like this: I fail to recognize and acknowledge…
Yellow Stripey Things
As a person who is allergic to bees, I found this chart exceptionally helpful and occasionally hilarious. The yellow jacket description is especially apt.
A job is a job. Only a douchebag would think otherwise.
Did you hear about Fox News reporting on former Cosby Show actor Geoffrey Owens being spotted bagging groceries at a New Jersey Trader Joes?The shopper who spotted the actor said…
I can smell mustard when other people cannot, and it’s probably saved my life.
I'm allergic to mustard. When I eat mustard, my skin becomes inflamed, I get sick to my stomach, and enter the early stages of anaphylactic shock. I've been in anaphylactic shock…
Busy Town update gets my enthusiastic seal of approval
I never understood Richard Scarry's Busy Town. I didn't have a lot of children's books growing up, so I missed out on the series for the most part.But I also…
We don’t need another ice cream flavor. Especially mayonnaise-flavored ice cream.
Simplicity. I prize it above almost all other things.Live an uncomplicated life, and you'll have more time for the important things. For this reason, I try to limit my choices…
The people in Louisiana don’t suck
This week, Louisiana became the 16th state to file an amicus brief asking the Supreme Court to rule that it is legal to fire someone because of their sexual orientation…
Wife: Emoji Master
I don't use emojis.It began as a purposeful rejection of them, thinking they were a silly fad, but now it's become one of those ridiculous stands that has been going…
Seinfeld gets it
Jerry Seinfeld explains with perfect clarity why I'm constantly standing on stages, telling stories, delivering talks, and performing standup. I wouldn't go so far as to call the writing and publishing…
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