I had surgery yesterday. Umbilical hernia. Basically some muscle and fat popped through my belly button. My doctor explained that everyone is walking around with a hernia. We all have…

Am I the only one who finds it a little too convenient that the acronym of seasonal affective disorder is SAD? Seems a little too convenient to me.

My friend, Kaia, and I went to The Moth in Boston last night, only to find that the show was the following night. Tonight. For the record, the date on…

I've been writing SNL sketches in my sleep for the past three nights. By writing, I mean dreaming that I was writing the sketches but awakening with the concept and…

On Friday night, Elysha, Charlie, and I watched the film Galaxy Quest. Underrated movie, by the way. Elysha had never seen it but loved it. Wait until she sees Last…

Good news: The pandemic appears to have accelerated the death of the necktie. People have been predicting its end for a century, but recent data indicates that it might finally…

A recent Quora question asked, “What were the three most important decisions of your life?” I’ve been debating this question for almost a month, and I have finally settled on…