Alice in Wonderland sucks

Have you ever read Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland?

I attempted to read it last year and eventually quit, finding it as indiscernible as Virginia Woolf.

It’s reportedly an example of literary nonsense, a style “that plays with the conventions of language and the rules of logic and reason via sensical and non-sensical elements. The effect of nonsense is often caused by an excess of meaning, rather than a lack of it.”

Yeah, right.

I want to meet one person who has read this “classic children’s story” to an actual child.

The original novel, I mean. No adaptations.

Anyone?