It’s weird how Board of Education meetings have turned into bad open mic nights.
Right?
Just a month into the new school year, I’ve seen a video of woman in Florida claiming that the Moderna vaccine has magnetized her. I watched someone in Ohio argue that masks are causing children to suffer, and in some cases die, from carbon dioxide poisoning. A women in New York was screaming about masks permanently stealing children’s smiles and robbing them of their happiness.
Hilarious stuff. I can’t stop laughing at these people.
There’s also been a lot of pounding on lecterns, a fair amount of finger pointing, and some very questionable mic work.
You’re not supposed to shout into a microphone, people. Sort of defeats the purpose of the microphone.
I want to tell these poor souls that open mic nights already exist. I’ve performed in my share of them.
Bad open mic definitely exist. I’ve seen my share of them, too.
Why go to Town Hall on a Thursday night when they could be performing on an honest-to-goodness stage for a real audience? Maybe grab a plate of chicken wings and a beer, too. I promise you that these hilarious, misinformed looneys would fit right in. And depending on the night, they might just be some of the funniest people to take the stage.
Future comedians in the making.
Why can’t the anti-mask, anti-vax hooligans just grab a five minute slot on Wednesday night at Chuckles or Zanies and let our Boards of Education do their jobs keeping children safe?
