“The Sound of Silence” revisited
The school day was finished. I sat down at my desk to correct a few remaining assignments when I looked up and saw this: The original note, found last week…
Make a Wish founder had a very interesting, storyworthy life
In the spirit of celebrating people who make things, I give you, Frank Shankwitz, former motorcycle cop, near-death survivor, veteran of the United States Air Force, kidnapping victim, and Founder…
A $10 gift changed my life
There are a lot of wonderful things about playing golf: The relentless challenge. The unknown that every swing can bring. The friendships forged and fostered while walking the course. The…
Hello darkness my old friend
My students defeated me in a competition last week. It was a victory in a long series of victories that they have recently been enjoying. It's quite annoying. I grumbled…
Let’s not talk about body ailments and other things. Okay?
This comedian's prediction of "every conversation for the next three months" is unfortunately accurate. Perfectly accurate, I dare say. Terribly accurate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7fLvmi1hFs&t=48s I've already experienced a little bit of this,…
Yes, it’s bad
There are people in the United States who believe that the pandemic isn't real. Others argue that the pandemic hasn't been as dangerous and devastating as the media, public health…
I met the devil. So, too, did Harrison Ford.
Back in the spring of 2015, I performed in my first Moth Ball, The Moth's annual charity event to fund their education programs throughout the year. As a GrandSLAM champion…
“Dress Like a Teacher” produced some unexpected comments
In honor of Teacher Appreciation Day, students in my school are invited to "Dress Like a Teacher" on Friday. After the announcement was made over the intercom, I turned to…
I knew it! Fish sticks rule.
Did you know that the humble fish stick is, surprisingly, one of the most sustainable things you can eat? The beloved fish sticks, often relegated to the plates of small…
Clara threatens murder. I’m impressed.
Around midnight on Saturday, I step into my closet as I brush my teeth before bed. Sticking out between two pairs of sweatpants is a tiny slip of paper with…
