Taco Bell vs. Ben & Jerries vanilla ice cream: It’s not even close
My friend was recently teasing her husband for his love of Taco Bell. The gist of the teasing was this:Taco Bell's food is bad for you. You shouldn't eat it. I'm…
This is not my doing
Me: "What book do you want to read tonight?" Clara (age 9): "I have a rather lengthy book on Edgar Degas. I think it’s very interesting. What do you say?" I'm raising…
Help! Some kind of voodoo priest is trying to change my life!
I met a woman in Michigan who told me that she performed improv with Second City in Chicago a few years ago."Why dd you stop?" I asked.She explained that she…
My daughter has a full time job (in her estimation, at least)
Clara was helping Elysha get dinner on the table. Putting out plates and silverware. Pouring milk for her brother.Then she sighed and said:"I’ve only been helping you for two or…
There is nothing wrong with Bigfoot erotica
Virginia Democrat Leslie Cockburn is accusing her Republican opponent, Denver Riggleman, of being a “devotee of Bigfoot erotica” based on screenshots he appeared to have posted of a Bigfoot with a…
Resolution update: July 2018
PERSONAL HEALTH1. Don’t die.Still alive. Feel fantastic. 2. Lose 20 pounds.Stuck at 12 pounds lost. 3. Eat at least three servings of fruits and/or vegetables per day. I had three servings of fruits…
