Each of my children own a pair of goggles, and I hate them so very much.
Most of the children who frolic at the lake where we are spending many of our summer days are wearing goggles, and I despise every pair.
I did not own goggles when I was growing up. As far as I can recall, no one did. One weirdo owned a clip that pinched his nose shut, but that was it. We all learned to open our eyes underwater – in pools and lakes and even the ocean – and then we moved on. Life was simple. We donned a pair of swim trunks, perhaps remembered a towel, and jumped into the lake.
I watch these kids – mine included – fidget and fuss with these damn things constantly. They adjust, clean, remove, and replace. They ask parents to tighten or loosen. They become upset when water sneaks through and touches their precious eyeballs.
It’s insane.
Yesterday I saw a kid crying because he forgot to bring his goggles to the beach. He told his mother he couldn’t swim because of this.
Simplicity. This is what I prize above most things.
It’s why I’ve never owned an umbrella.
It’s why I threw out all of my ties.
It’s why I wear the same pair of sneakers almost every day of my life.
It’s why I’ve never owned a watch or a single piece of jewelry save my wedding ring.
Simplicity. Streamline life by requiring as little as possible to get through my day.
It’s why I don’t own goggles. It’s why I wish my kids didn’t own goggles. Every item added to your life complicates your life in some way, so unnecessary and burdensome items like goggles should be avoided at all costs.
