Lyric Problems: Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”
Carly Rae Jepsen's 2016 hit song "Call Me Maybe" was a favorite of mine during the summer and fall of that year as it packed floors at weddings where I…
“Don’t you dare…” are words most frequently uttered by morons
This is a tweet from Pastor Greg Locke, an outspoken, mouth-breathing conservative who opposes the rights of gay, transexual, and transgender Americans and has gone so far as to call…
This is not the Jesus you learned about in Sunday School
The odd thing about America that so many Republicans (including the alt-right) desire is that it would absolutely reject Jesus if he were still alive today. After all, Jesus was…
Why I say unpopular things
I recently caused a bit of an uproar by admitting that I have never seen The Sound of Music because it looks incredibly boring. When I wrote these words on my…
Feline barrier to creativity
I'm desperately trying to wrap up the first draft of a new novel and a round of edits on a nonfiction book on storytelling.Both are due in my editors' hands…
Signs should not have attitudes. They should also be grammatically correct.
This is a sign in the parking lot of a local Starbucks. It's a stupid sign. Signs should inform and instruct. They should not have an attitude, and this one…
Trump’s boycott list does not make America great at all
Over the course of his Presidency, Donald Trump has asked the American people to boycott the following corporations and entities:The Hamilton musicalOreosAppleNetflixAmazonThe entire state of HawaiiNordstromBudweiserStarbucksThe National Football League For…
Things I Do #9: I avoid The Sound of Music
I've never watched The Sound of Music because every clip of that movie that I've ever seen makes the movie look boring and melodramatic. Through cultural osmosis, I've learned that…
I hate problems. Not everyone feels the same.
Author Thomas C Corley spent five years researching the daily habits of wealthy people, and he found that they they avoid one type of person at all costs: Pessimists."Self-made millionaires are…
One of our cats is much better than the other.
We have two cats. Tobi is a lithe, curious, poorly behaved cat who likes to ensure that everything is pushed off the table and onto the floor before he goes to…
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