What is sexy? (according to Jerry Seinfeld and me)
“Any reduction of artifice is appealing.” — Jerry Seinfeld I know it's Seinfeld, and he's not exactly the arbiter of sexy, but I couldn't agree more. My wife is as beautiful…
Butchers and doctors should not look alike.
Am I the only one who thinks it odd (and deeply disconcerting) that doctors and butchers dress so similarly for work?
The “I told you so” calendar. Armed and ready for 2035. I can’t recommend it highly enough.
For those of you who are unaware, I maintain an "I told you so" calendar as one of my many Google calendars. I can't recommend it more highly. Let me explain. It…
BCE and CE
When writing the date, I've started adding the abbreviation CE after the yearCE stands for Common Era. It's the non-religious version of AD. January 16, 2016 CE01.16.2015 CE16-Jan-2016 CEI can't tell…
Finalized New Year’s resolutions for 2016 (including three new goals)
I posted my 2016 goals on January 1, but I always allow myself two weeks to make additions based upon the feedback from readers and friends as well as thoughts…
Rugged good looks. Beautiful wives. No java.
I used to think that Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and I only had our rugged good looks and coincidentally beautiful wives in common.Not true. According to Yahoo sports: “Don’t expect to…
Cruelest joke of 2015 involved a beautiful new baby and Bill Cosby
One of the best ideas that I heard in all of 2015 was this:When a friend of mine gave birth to her first child, one of her friends sent her…
Boy vs. Girl: Episode 10 – Three Mystery Topics
In honor of our tenth episode, Rachel and I discuss three topics suggested by our listeners, including the language of women's emails, the tragedy of the multiple orgasm, and my…
Fruit Loop freak
My daughter ate Fruit Loops for the first time last week. One color at a time.In other words, not like a normal person.
The strangest thing about the octopus.
There are many, many strange things about the octopus.They have three hearts.They're the only invertebrates capable of using tools.They can open childproof pill bottles. But here is the strangest:There are three…
