One of my wife's friends told me yesterday that she reads this blog daily and feels like she has an oddly intimate relationship with me as a result.Then she said…
Last week I wrote that the two greatest super powers of all time are immortality and time travel, with teleportation coming in a possible, albeit distant third.I'd like to offer…
My kids are currently watching large amounts of the television show The Octonauts.They also own many Octonauts toys.I tend to avoid watching these shows with my kids, and when I…
It's always disappointing to drive almost three hours to a Moth StorySLAM and have your name remain in the hat for the duration of the night. I went to The Moth…
I'd like for my wife to love the way I look. I would love for her to think of me as the best looking guy in every room every time. I'd…
My friends who watch professional wrestling have long argued that watching a fake sporting event is no different than watching a fictional television show like Breaking Bad or Mad Men. And…
My wife, Deadspin, and many others argue that teleportation is the greatest of all the super powers. Teleportation would be an amazing super power to possess. I would love to be able to…
Clara, my seven year-old daughter, on Picasso: ““Charlie, why don’t you draw something like Pablo Picasso? He was an artist who lived a long time ago. Even before Mommy and…
The paperback edition of The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs doesn't come out until March of 2017, but the new cover is ready. Let me know what you think!
My three year-old son made up a story about traveling to New York to visit his cousins Ari and Zoe. If you listen closely, it actually many of the all…
