One of my lifelong ambitions is to make it into Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations or the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations. In an effort to assist the editors of that admirable tome,…
In the sad and unlikely event that you haven't subscribed to our podcast Boy vs. Girl in the iTunes store or wherever you get your podcasts (Overcast is my personal…
I have thankfully never suffered from writer's block, but if you do, perhaps you could try this innovative means of writing in hopes of curing it:Write naked.I can't say that…
About a month ago, I switched from PC to Mac. This was a momentous change for me. Terrifying and frustrating. Like landing on an alien planet. It was also necessary. My PC…
I don't like avocados. As a result, I also don't like guacamole. So perhaps the following statements are tinged with bias. Or perhaps I am more objective about this matter…
My daughter has a whole host of imaginary friends, who she calls "pretend friends." We hear about them a lot less than we did a couple years ago, but they…
There's about two weeks left in the year, so it's time for me to begin deciding upon goals for 2016.For the last four years, I have posted my goals on…
My humor column in the 2015 winter edition of Seasons magazine features a moment that few students on the planet have ever been able to experience, at my expense.
Every now and then I run into something that zeros in on my eternal flaw - my inner crack - and tears it wide open. This ad will hang on…
If ever there was a real life person who represented my fictional aesthetic, it's this man. Quirky, odd, and yet surprisingly appealing.
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