The moment for which every author longs, experienced by my wife.
My wife was checking out books at the library when a woman stepped up beside her and handed Unexpectedly, Milo to the adjacent librarian. “That’s my husband’s book,” Elysha said.…
Sleeping with goats on The Gist
I had the pleasure of appearing on The Gist this week. Host Mike Pesca interrogated me about my life story, and we talked about how you can take a life…
What’s the word for this feeling?
The Germans have a word for everything (schadenfreude is one of my favorites), so what is the German word for the sadness that suddenly befalls a child when he realizes…
My daughter is failing to follow in her father’s footsteps, and I am both thrilled and mystified.
I think back on the terrible way that I treated my sister through much of our childhood – and especially when she was very little – and then I see…
The tragedy of the philtrum: Join me in elevating it to its proper status in the American lexicon.
The philtrum is the space on your face between your nose and your mouth. It’s that vertical groove that drops from the nose and to the lips. It’s the place…
Business Insider lists 9 unfair advantages that help people get ahead. I’ve benefited from 5. Physical attractiveness is not one of them.
Business Insider published a list of 9 unfair advantages that help people get ahead. I have benefited from five of them, though I would argue that some are not as…
My wife’s text message in the closing seconds of the Super Bowl said it all.
My wife and I watched the Super Bowl in separate locations last night. One of my favorite moments of the night was the text that she sent after Malcolm Butler…
One of the best nights of my life
My wife, Elysha, and I were eating dinner in a pizza joint with friends last night. My friend and I were quoting Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I have…
How to come off as an insecure douchebag
A good rule of thumb: When I tell you how impressed I am with a mutual friend or colleague, and you respond by: Telling me why I shouldn’t be impressed…
