What do you want inscribed on your gravestone?
The Moth recently asked what you would like inscribed on your gravestone when you die in conjunction with a Main Stage show in Brooklyn’s Greenwood Cemetery. Since I have no…
John Lennon’s “Imagine” is not a good song. I think you’ll agree.
I don’t like the song “Imagine.” I know. For many of you, this is blasphemy. For years, I loved the song. Sang it whenever it came on. Then I was…
The solution to all of my ponytail, pigtail, and braiding woes
Other than simple brushing, I can do nothing with my daughter’s hair. I can’t braid it. I can’t pin it back with a barrette. I can’t wrap it in a…
Friendly’s slogans leave a lot to be desired
A list of slogans from Friendly’s restaurants from over the years: "You're in for a nice surprise" (1979–1982) "There's no place like home" (1985–1989) "Oh, that looks good!" (2010–2013) "High…
You’ll be shocked to discover who favors old fashioned ink and paper over digital composition
I’ve been teaching writing to students ages 12-16 for the past three weeks. Seven students in all. Every one of them is an excellent writer. A couple are legitimately gifted.…
She can’t fly, which would be cool, but my daughter’s super power is still impressive.
My daughter made her own mask from paper, tape, marker, and string. I’m not sure what she was going for, but I think she looks legitimately creepy when wearing it.…
Sister loves brother
I am certain that I was never as sweet to my siblings. Not even close. I’m not sure if I was even nice to my siblings. Thank goodness Elysha’s genes…
I don’t love bathing my kids. Except I often do.
I am not a huge fan of bathing the kids. I don’t mind shampooing their hair, and I don’t mind scrubbing their feet, but once the actual work is done…
My annual list of my shortcomings and flaws is being written now. Suggestions welcomed.
In preparation for the fourth annual listing and publishing of my shortcomings and flaws, I invite you to write to me about any shortcomings or flaws that you think I…
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