Left handers rejoice! Ink smears be gone!
My friend (and fictional character), Mrs. Gosk, has a tradition of giving me a new pen at the onset of every new school year. This year she has outdone herself,…
I still want my $25,000 back, damn it.
George Zimmerman has asked that the state of Florida to reimburse him for up to $300,000 for expenses he incurred while successfully defending himself in court after shooting and killing…
If you’re still upset about a forgotten wedding gift, the blame my lie in your genetic code.
From a New York Times piece entitled When You Can’t Forget the Gifts You Didn’t Get: In the hierarchy of social transgressions, the wedding-gift omission, for some, is a sin…
Shortcomings and Flaws: 2013
A reader once accused me of being materialistic after I wrote about my lack of a favorite number, specifically criticizing me for saying that when it comes to my salary,…
Book lover today. Reader tomorrow.
She can't actually read much yet, but she has all of the proper reading behaviors, and she loves books. She looks like a reader. The words aren't from behind.
Not quite me.
A friend sent me this, saying it made him think of me. “Me?” I asked. “Not you,” he said. “The exact opposite of you.” This made a lot more sense…
Some golf shots are too good to be true
I’ve seen some strange things on the golf course. I have made more than one shot in my time that seemed impossible. I have unintentionally bent golf balls around objects…
Returning home tomorrow.
Today is my last day of summer vacation. Tomorrow I will head back to school. It is a bittersweet time for teachers. Another summer has come and gone, faster than…
My parental genius is finally bearing fruit. I’m not sure what exactly I did, but still, fruit!
Yesterday morning, my four year-old daughter woke up, got dressed, made her bed, cleaned her room, and only then opened her bedroom door and called for me to come see…
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