Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend: Large print
Behold the large print cover for MEMOIRS OF AN IMAGINARY FRIEND. Thoughts?
Stupid people are still dangerous.
In my experience, this may be true, but it doesn’t mean that you are safe. They will still attempt to destroy you.
The $91,500 shirt is actually quite useful
The good folks at Hermès have created a black men’s crocodile top that retails for $91,500. This may seem excessive, but I actually think the shirt is quite useful, for…
It’s disgusting either way, but which is worse?
This photo was taken by author and photographer Deborah Copaken Kogan in Claire’s, an accessory store found in malls across America. Which is worse? The company that sells a product…
Do you want Kate Middleton’s nose?
TIME reports: Among the many things that women envy Kate Middleton for are her style, her poise and her husband. It may be time to add one more thing to…
Speak Up storyteller: James Bengiovanni
With just six weeks to go before our inaugural Speak Up storytelling event, we will begin introducing you to the seven storytellers scheduled to entertain you that evening, in the…
Was the destruction of the Death Star an inside job? Also, how did Luke Skywalker dodge the stigma of incest so easily?
If you haven’t seen the recent conspiracy video suggesting that the destruction of the first Death Star was an inside job perpetrated by the Empire, you should. The video…
WWMD (or maybe WWMDD)
A friend recently employed the following strategy when she found herself looking for a solution to a problem: WWMD: What Would Matt Do? And it worked. She asked herself what…
The Matthew Dicks Law of Thank You Notes
Inspired by a pair of insipid aunts in Will Schwalbe’s memoir The End of Your Life Book Club, I offer this bit of indisputably accurate wisdom regarding gift giving and…
In the world of gambling, this is what’s known as a parlay.
Clara: Mom, can I try one of those pieces of rock candy? I’ve never had rock candy before. Elysha: If you’re a good girl, you can try a piece tomorrow.…
