New best headline ever

Back in 2011, I proposed that this was the best headline ever:

Teen Burglar Kills Goldfish Because He Didn’t Want To Leave Any Witnesses, Cops Say

Two years later, we have a new headline champion:

Alleged son of Westboro Baptist Church leader attacked in publicity stunt by naked 500lb man who burst out of bathroom, sat on him and shouted: ‘Who’s your daddy?’

Fear not. Video is included with the story.