Hybrid snobbery
The grocery store that will sell me damn good pizza but cannot deign to provide a soda that wasn’t squeezed from the bark of a tree has decided to offer…
Best baby gift so far
It actually made Elysha a little teary-eyed, but she’s still pretty hormonal, so I’m not sure how much of the emotion was genuine.
The first rule of memoir
As I prepare to write my first memoir, I shall embrace this concept fully. You have been warned, you rotten people who did bad things to me.
