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Identity crisis

I called in an order at the local sandwich shop today. When I picked it up, there was a slip of paper attached to the bag with the order written on it. I described my roast beef sandwich (American cheese, salt and pepper on wheat) and dessert choice (apple pocket).
At the bottom of the slip it read:

Clara’s dad
Picking up in 15 minutes

My identity has been usurped.