Conversation between a three-year-old and me:
Three-year-old: Hi. What are you working on?
Me: An questionnaire for my publisher.
Three-year-old: Why?
Me: So that my readers can know me better.
Three-year-old: Oh.
A second later…
Three-year-old: I’ve been working on the railroad all the long living day. I’ve been working on the railroad just to pass the time away.
So much for my questionnaire.
