Unwarranted ATM excitement

I spotted this sign in the entrance of Thornes Marketplace in Northampton, MA.

Weird. Right?

If it were 1982, perhaps there was reason to be excited, but in 2020?

Slow your roll, UMassFive College Federal Credit Union. It’s an ATM. Invented in 1967. Coming in 2021 to an increasingly cashless society.

I don’t think there is a single human being on the planet as excited about this news as you.

Or at all.