Yes, they are real eggs
I found myself at dinner recently assuring someone for what felt the millionth time that the eggs cooked at McDonald's are in fact real eggs. "They actually crack eggs?" she asked. "Yes,"…
Porn in a McDonald’s line
I was standing in line at a McDonald's inside Bradley International Airport on Friday afternoon, minding my own business, hoping to grab a bite to eat before boarding my flight. Then…
I made an old lady cry. I asked if I was wrong. Readers responded.
After an avalanche of responses to the post about the incident in which I made an old woman cry in a McDonald's, I have some thoughts if you're interested:1. The…
I made an old woman cry. Was I wrong?
I'm standing in line at McDonald's, waiting patiently to order my daily Egg McMuffin. The woman in front of me is having a problem. She's an old lady in the…
Meditation and McDonald’s
I've spent this weekend at the world famous Kripalu Center for Yoga and Health.With its silent breakfasts, farm to table meals, candle-lit shrines, and slow walking, contemplative guests, the place…
The Moth: A Strip Club of my Own Making
I have never entered a strip club.Sitting beside my male friends and watching women who want nothing to do with me remove their clothes has never appealed to me. Unified public,…
The secret to being brave – revealed by a six year-old girl
I took the kids to McDonald's on Thanksgiving morning, thinking that this would be a win-win-win for the entire family.I would eat an Egg McMuffin and get some work done.The…
The McRib is super healthy and nothing like a yoga mat
I have to assume that the McRib will be coming to Connecticut shortly. I ate three McRibs during a two day trip to Indiana in the fall, and according to…
The McRib is back. It’s delicious. And there’s nothing wrong with it, you closed-minded, pretentious food snobs.
The weather is getting colder. Winter is upon us. You know what that means? The McRib will be back soon. I can’t wait. I know what your thinking. I know…
Saturday morning cartoons are no more. A sad day for someone whose 27 year friendship may have been predicated on a Saturday morning cartoon theme song.
For the first time in 50-plus years, you won't find a block of animation on broadcast this morning. Saturday morning cartoons are over. It's the end of an era. I’m…
