Posts Tagged ‘apple’
I’ve switched from PC to Mac. I have six complaints.
About a month ago, I switched from PC to Mac. This was a momentous change for me. Terrifying and frustrating. Like landing on an alien planet. It was also necessary. My PC was on its last legs. The shift key was broken and I was starting to get about one blue screen a day. And between…
Read MoreInsult advertising is the best
Selling more product is the goal of advertising. Doing so while making fun of another slightly pretentious company – and a non-competitor at that – is the best.
Read MoreApples are possibly the least relevant part of apple picking
Sometimes I think that the sole purpose of our annual apple picking adventure is the apple picking photographs that we bring home.
Read MoreApple’s “Misunderstood” is brilliant and completely unrealistic
Even though I saw the ending coming a mile away, I thought this commercial was incredibly clever. Sweet, even. Also completely unrealistic. Every time I see someone with their head buried in their phone, they are texting or playing that stupid Candy Crush game. Sadly, no one is ever creating. Admittedly, I have never played…
Read MoreMicrosoft can even ruin the bra.
When it comes to my computer, I’m not an Apple guy. I don’t like to engage in long, heartfelt conversations about my laptop, which seems necessary if I were to purchase a Mac. I lack the required smugness. And despite all attempts, I have yet to achieve an orgasm over a reduction in buttons and…
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