New competitions

If you want to be the best at something but can’t seem to hit a baseball far enough, run fast enough, solve a Rubik’s Cube quickly enough, putt accurately enough, or consume enough hot dogs in ten minutes to be crowned world champion, how about trying (or even inventing) a newer, lesser-known competition like:

CarJitsu or Fast Draw.

Two sports that I didn’t know existed until a week ago that might offer more fertile ground for a newcomer.

The world is a strange and wondrous place.