The Oatmeal by Matthew Inman is one of the best online comics that you will ever read.
His comic pertaining to Valentines Day is incredibly funny. Go and read the whole thing. It will take two minutes, but it will be 120 seconds well spent.
But I found his advice regarding the a common Valentines Day refrain to be especially prescient and worth considering as the holiday approaches.
He writes:
If Valentines Day really means so little to you, then I politely ask you to shut the hell up and treat it like any other day.
Or go have a sexy adventure rumpus with someone who smells nice.
Less complaining.
More sexy rumpus.
It could not have been said any better.