Lettuce eaters beware

As a non-lettuce eater, I have to say:

When foodborne illnesses strike, it seems to me that lettuce is often to blame.

I often lament how much I despise lettuce in any form. I wish I enjoyed eating those leafy greens, but I hate them so much that I can’t bring myself to swallow a single leaf.

It’s not a choice.
Just a reality.

But every time lettuce is the source of a foodborne illness, which seems to happen quite often, I think missing out on salad isn’t so bad after all.

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