While teaching math this week, I made a mistake while writing an equation on the board. I erased the equation and tried again. Annoyingly, I made the same mistake. I…

I mentioned last week to a friend that I am the inventor of the peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. This bit of culinary brilliance was born of necessity. As…

Clara texts Elysha and me from her iPad. She doesn't own a phone, but she can text from her iPad using Wifi when she is inside the home. Her message:…

In 1967, The Who performed on The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour. At the end of their second song, "My Generation," the band begins destroying their instruments, as they were wont…

On Saturday, I'm standing at the counter at my local bank, waiting for a teller to help me escape a particularly challenging corner of red tape hell. A man approaches…

Want to know how to annoy kids of all ages? When they ask you for your favorite number or color, tell them you don’t have one. It completely disrupts their…

On a flight to Washington, DC, earlier this summer, Clara, who talks to everyone, mentioned to the flight attendant as we were boarding that Charlie loves aviation and hopes to…

Follow-up on the letter I received from customer representative Dora C. on the Pirate Booty quandary. If you're not aware, I wrote to the makers of Pirate Booty earlier this…

A couple of years ago, I was playing golf with friends in Bermuda. We were standing in an elevated tee box, Atlantic Ocean to our left, condominiums to our right,…

I did not attend the Patriots home opener on Sunday. It was the first home opener I missed in two decades. Instead, I was officiating the wedding of the daughter…