A more innocent time
When I was little, I used to play in my grandfather’s back fields. Living next door to us, my grandfather owned dozens of acres of field, garden, orchard, and forest…
My thought for the day
After twelve years of teaching, I have learned a great deal. I am in the process of generating a top-10 list of the most important lessons that I have learned,…
The Internet is not always necessary
While in the vet’s office, I noticed a sign that read: For your convenience we are now online at ctvetcenter.com. While I appreciate the effort, I’m not sure how an…
Art imitates life
It seems absolutely ridiculous to cast Jennifer Aniston in the role of a woman who can’t find a date. It’s Jennifer Aniston! C’mon! Then again, it seems absolutely ridiculous that…
An end of the world “I told you so”
I’ve been experiencing a reoccurring dream of a nuclear holocaust. It’s a pretty sucky dream. I find myself constantly saying goodbye to my wife and daughter just before we are…
Killing pigeons and swimming in sync are both dumb
With the Olympics less than a year away, I have a couple complaints that I would like the IOC to consider: First, I do not support the inclusion of any…
Unacceptable, even in a restroom
This placard is posted in the men’s room of AC Peterson’s, a local restaurant and ice cream parlor. Do you see what I see? The half-exposed drill hole on the…
Graduation blues
I saw one of my former students last week, and she informed me that she is attempting to finish high school a year early by squeezing in summer classes and…
If you have to announce it to the world…
I saw a vanity plate today with the word CREATIVE on it. I ask you: Is there anything less creative than expressing your creativity by tagging your car with the…
Men would never put up with this Tupperware party nonsense
My friend is scheduled to attend one of those Tupperware-type parties next week, where someone tries to sell the attendees a kitchen gadget, styling cream or knitting accouterments. My question: Why…
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