Recognition for SOMETHING MISSING
SOMETHING MISSING has been nominated for the Salt Lake County Reader’s Choice Award. It’s one of twenty-eight books nominated this year, based upon recommendations by staff and customers. These books…
SOMETHING MISSING has been nominated for the Salt Lake County Reader’s Choice Award. It’s one of twenty-eight books nominated this year, based upon recommendations by staff and customers. These books…
In a dream last night, it occurred to me that strangulation would be an excellent means by which to murder me, since I do not bruise. No ligature or manual…
The West Hartford, Connecticut School district is considering a new policy that would allow administrators to discipline teachers if they post photographs on websites like Facebook that reflect poorly on…
A very necessary addition to my well-received In twenty-five years… post: In twenty-five years… … people will wonder what hallucinogenic, mind-reducing drug was added to the water supply to cause…
In an effort to achieve my yearly goals, I post my monthly progress here. Below are my sixteen New Year’s resolutions and my progress thus far. 1. Lose seventeen more…
When I hear someone say that it was so quiet that they could hear a pin drop, I think cliché. When I read it online, I think very bad writing.…
I was recently speaking to a friend about hobbies, and she claimed that her hobby was shopping. When I expressed my doubts that shopping is a legitimate hobby, she attempted…
For the past month of so, I’ve been working on improving my golf game by hitting whiffle balls in the front yard. The goal has been to hit the ball…
… we will wonder why everyone in the world was obsessed with vampires. … we will fail to understand why people opted to eat raw fish when perfectly good cooked…
Amongst my thousands of other projects, I’ve been working on a book of inappropriate nursery rhymes, based upon this little ditty that I came up with a couple years ago.…