Lifehack of the decade
A week or so ago, I complained about the ridiculous size and placement of the Caps Lock key on the average keyboard. Then I found this. The answer to all…
A week or so ago, I complained about the ridiculous size and placement of the Caps Lock key on the average keyboard. Then I found this. The answer to all…
In an effort to achieve my yearly goals, I post my monthly progress here. Below are my sixteen New Year’s resolutions and my progress thus far. 1. Lose seventeen more…
This is the photo on the Wikipedia page of Cleveland Browns defensive coordinator Rob Ryan, the brother of New York jets head coach Rex Ryan and former NFL coaching legend…
This morning I was in the McDonald’s drive-thru, waiting to purchase my Egg McMuffin and Diet Coke. When I arrived at the window, I was informed by the cashier that…
Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the words marital and martial are nearly identical?
In the spirit of friends being honest and direct with me at all times, two of my best friends recently described me as being “rude and impressive.” I actually think…
My wife commented that the showers that she took during our recent stop in New York City were some of the most relaxing that she’s had in a year. At…
Author Ellen Potter complains that most author bios make her jealous, claiming that they “sound enviable. Tidy, picturesque. No bad smells. It’s just not fair.” In that spirit, she writes…
After a few small revisions, Charles’s author bio has been approved by my editor and publicist. Congratulations, again, Charles. It should begin appearing on websites like Amazon in about ten…
In a rare ripple in our otherwise sea of marital bliss, my wife became rather annoyed with me last night. It was the final night of summer vacation, and I…