I’m a grown man and I still want to peek into the girl’s locker room. But not for the reasons you might be imagining.

There are three televisions in the men’s locker room at my gym. They are  tuned to ESPN and CNBC at all times without exception. I assume that there are televisions…

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It’s not that hard and I am not a liar (nor am I suffering from cognitive dissonance)

A report on the possibility that “parental happiness is a psychological defense—a fiction we imagine to make all the hard stuff acceptable” opens with the following paragraph: Raising children is…

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I was suspended for inciting riot upon myself, but it turns out that this was not a legal suspension

The Encyclopedia Britannica defines riot as: “In criminal law, a violent offense against public order involving three or more people.” This information would have been helpful in 1985 when I…

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As a result of this research, I intend to spend hour upon hour playing video games with my daughter

The Wall Street Journal reports that researchers found that girls aged 11 to 16 who played video games with a parent reported better behavior, more feelings of familial closeness and…

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