Naked donut run or embarrassing tattoo on your bottom?
Which is worse? A man forced to run around the parking lot naked in front of his coworkers with a donut affixed to a uniquely suited appendage… …or a man…
Bittersweet
While I was away at for three days at a YMCA camp with my students, my father-in-law took some photographs of my little girl and sent them to me. I…
Resolution update: September 2011
1. Lose 23 pounds, bringing me down to my high school track and field weight. I am still down exactly 21 pounds as of this morning. Three days spent at…
Elmo
I would’ve never given this film or its trailer a moment of my time prior to the birth of my daughter. After witnessing the insanity of the Tickle Me Elmo…
Before getting married, ask yourself this:
It’s a picturesque Friday afternoon in mid-September. I am supposed to play golf with friends immediately after work and then join my wife and daughter for dinner at a restaurant…
Marcel Proust’s childhood sucked
"There are perhaps no days of our childhood we lived so fully as those we spent with a favourite book.” - Marcel Proust As a lover of books and an…
Andy Rooney and I have similar thoughts on sleep
Rooney and I are both exceedingly efficient when it comes to sleeping. We can sleep anywhere, regardless of comfort, and we can fall asleep almost immediately. Rooney seems to enjoy…
Not exactly potty training…
… but it’s a start. This is my daughter’s new potty, which she specifically requested after watching some kids begin to use the potty at school. My wife and I…
My solution to the soul-crushing nature of meetings
You’re in a meeting. The meeting is crushing your soul, as most meetings do. You’ve already scanned the agenda and marked the items that could have been handled through a…
Male self-deception is a beautiful thing. Sincerely.
From a New York Times piece on recent testosterone research: This is probably not the news most fathers want to hear. Testosterone, that most male of hormones, takes a dive…
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