I am a small and insignificant person by comparison
It’s important, I think, to reflect back on your accomplishments from time to time as a means of motivating yourself for future success. It’s easy to forget the hurdles you…
Please don’t taint our trashy brand name with your douchebaggery
Abercrombie & Fitch is hardly a store that I hold in high esteem. I could list the number of discrimination lawsuits that the company has lost in the past decade,…
Anne Hathaway rapping as Lil’ Wayne
One of the ways that I can tell that something is great is if I think my wife will love it. With the exception of Oprah, her taste in all…
“Mother may I, Mr. Brady?”
From Mike Reiss’s piece on the Patriots preseason victory last night: "The thing that New England does just as well as anybody is their tempo. When you have a quarterback…
In need of a new theme song
I need a new theme song. My first, from several years back, was Simon and Garfunkel's I Am a Rock. It was a time in my life when I was…
Why lift weights and run when you can fuse with your gym towel?
Towel Fusion? Really? “…guaranteed to create a total body fusion!” With your towel. What’s next? Tube sock fusion? Jock strap fusion? Contact lens fusion? Just when I am finally willing…
An admittedly heated response about the notion that a librarian can’t read Shakespeare
One of the students who I'm working with this summer told me that he doesn't like Shakespeare. I told him that he doesn't like Shakespeare because he doesn't know Shakespeare,…
Everything’s wrong.
My daughter, though only two-years old, is already prone to drama. It is not uncommon for her to wake up from her nap and say, “Mommy, something’s wrong.” “What’s wrong?”…
Wikipedia: I could read this stuff all day long
I love Wikipedia. I think it is one of the single greatest creations in human history. Reading Wikipedia has become a bit of a passion for me. Though there is…
Protecting your KRAFT Macaroni & Cheese
My editor directed me to this via Twitter yesterday. It’s brilliant. It is brilliant because embedded within the humor and silliness is pure truth. It’s the kind of advertisement that…
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