Father’s Day is perfectly placed on the calendar
It occurred to me that Father’s Day is placed ideally on the calendar in order to garner maximum benefit for fathers, and oddly enough, mothers everywhere. Sure, Mother’s Day gets…
Bugaboo is stupid. Uppababy rules. I’m writing about baby strollers. The world must be coming to an end.
When my wife and I are in New York City, we see a lot of Bugaboo strollers and are frequently amused by their prevalence. There are simply much better strollers…
Lions should not be allowed to pretend to eat little children
I am not a helicopter parent by any means. I allowed by children to cry herself to sleep, climb up slides, and operate heavy equipment while on cold medication. I am…
Overreacting to a little pee
They drained the reservoir, all 7.8 million gallons, because a man peed in it. About 1:30 AM on Wednesday, city of Portland water officials say, a 21-year-old man was caught…
The people who will die first in a zombie apocalypse
People who pre-wipe gym equipment Women who wear sweatpants with the word Juicy on the butt Anyone who prefers calling roadside assistance rather than changing their own flat tire People…
The Bruins win! It’s kind of depressing.
For the first time since the year of my birth, the Boston Bruins have won the Stanley Cup. This, in combination with the Miami Heat’s recent defeat to the Dallas…
Pure genius!
My two-year old just made her first text-to-self connection. Teachers will understand how big a deal this is. My wife was reading her Make Way for Ducklings, and tonight they…
Three lessons learned from Dicks
One of my Twitter followers pointed out (in response to the recent post about my last name) that not everyone has suffered at the hands of the surname Dicks. He…
It’s not the song (which is great), but the time and station that matter most
Have you seen Neil Patrick Harris’s opening song to this year’s Tony Awards? It’s outstanding, even with Brooke Shield’s blatant attempt to ruin it. But you know what I liked…
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