The single redeeming moment from a classically bad 1980’s sitcom
I’ve never heard of the 1980’s sitcom Day by Day, but from what I can tell, it was undeniably stupid (even though it was created by Andy Borowitz). But it…
Hillary Clinton is sexually suggestive?
You’ve seen the now-iconic photo of US officials being updated on the Bin Laden raid. Right? But have you seen this version of the photograph, published in Di Tzeitung, the…
June 25: Be there.
From one of my agent’s colleagues. I intend on participating. I hope you do as well. _______________________________ Hi everyone, I’ve gotten sick of reading the bookstore obituaries in the publishing…
No nightmares. Just swinish jurisprudence.
I’ve been having some uncommonly awful nightmares the last few nights, which have been good on one level because they force me out of bed around 3:30 or 4:00 in…
Cigarettes and corn dogs make me feel great
No matter how poorly I have eaten during the day, or how unhealthy I may be feeling, or how much weight I have put on during the previous week, I…
Bathroom sculpture
My daughter has begun to show interest in the bathroom. About a week ago, she interrupted dinner to announce that she wanted to use the potty, and so we placed…
Her very own sidekick! She must be stopped!
One of my daughter’s favorite songs is The Beatles’ “Her Majesty.” When it comes time for my wife to sing to her at night before bed, she asks for this…
But I’ll take this, too.
Yesterday I wrote about a possible Father’s Day gift for me. If it proves too hard to find, I’d be perfectly happy with this as well.
This list totally sucks
Here is a list of the eight most common stroke triggering behaviors, excluding persistently high blood pressure. Coffee consumption (10.6%)Vigorous physical exercise (7.9%)Nose blowing (5.4%)Sexual intercourse (4.3%)Straining to defecate…
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