She dances like her mother
I like nothing better in the world than watching my wife dance. While there is a seeming endless supply of reasons to love her, the dancing alone might have been…
A touch of OCD perhaps?
Her father has been accused to having a slight case of obsessive compulsive disorder, so is it any surprise that I found my daughter’s little people lined up in order…
Who am I to deny my daughter this female rite of passage?
It was cold outside. Frigid, even. And it was damp, too. Nasty weather. I was getting Clara ready to leave the house. She was fed and dressed, and all she…
The definition of taking yourself way too seriously
Only two people at Kentucky Friend Chicken know the secret recipe of eleven herbs and spices, and they are not allowed to travel together for security reasons.
I guess I’m stuck with Elysha forever
I recently told my wife that I believe we have the greatest love affair in all of human history, and I meant it. I could never imagine not being with…
The bacon coffin. Also real.
From the same company that produced bacon shaving cream comes the bacon coffin. At $2,999.99, it actually seems like a bargain.
The gravitas of a three-year-old
Clara: Mom, I need to talk to you. Elysha: Yeah. What about? Clara: What’s creamed corn?
Aliens would zap us for this.
While it’s true that we occasionally eat the meat from a full grown sheep (mutton), almost all of the meat that we eat from sheep comes from animals less than…
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