A dog ate my book.
MEMOIRS OF AN IMAGINARY FRIEND had an interesting week. Early in the week, I was contacted by a reader who had borrowed a signed copy of the book from a…
Overstated
My daughter, a possible future geologist, handed me a rock today and told me it was “the shiniest rock in the whole wide world.” It wasn’t. Not even close.
Worst barcode placement ever
A reader (@jpetroroy) posted this earlier this week. Covering up my name was bad. The choice of letters left behind is just wrong.
Bunk
I hate this. Why not try to be better than everyone? Crush the world, damn it. Don’t be better than yesterday. Be better than everyone’s yesterday. Imagine how many remarkable…
Early morning walk in my underwear
It was 3:00 in the morning. I was standing on a stranger’s lawn about a quarter mile from my home. I was wearing a tee-shirt, boxer shorts and no shoes.…
My three year old is attempting to take control of my clothing choices. And succeeding.
My daughter has been sleeping in a bed for some time, but she still insists on being plucked off the bed every morning in a fashion similar to when she…
Sexist? I initially thought so, but now I am not so sure.
A parking lot decorated in pink has been designated for women only at a shopping center in Shijiazhuang, capital city of Hebei Province, China. The lot offers wider parking spaces…
Is is unreasonable to expect my daughter to cure cancer or fly to Mars someday?
Yesterday my wife told me that she has started playing audiobooks in the car for our daughter while Clara simultaneously holds the book and follows along, trying to determine when…
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